I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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