I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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