I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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