Got a toothbrush?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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