Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
