gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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