think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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