I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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