One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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