using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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