Define "chronic" masturbator.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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