I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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