butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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