The maid of honor just puked.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
May the power of my ass compel you!!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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