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he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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