its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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