I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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