I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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