So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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