How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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