hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
