OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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