Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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