hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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