Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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