i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
