i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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