i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
only if we run a train.
done.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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