Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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