awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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