are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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