This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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