I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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