I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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