David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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