are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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