I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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