I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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