just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Girls should come with a carfax report
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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