I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
