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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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