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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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