fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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