question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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