we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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