I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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