this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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