I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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