Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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