woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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