Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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