Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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