I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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